Funny MSN Names

Name) Is My Godess, (Name) Is My Queen, (Name) Is The Prettiest Princess I've Ever Seen… 
(Name) Is The Best, (Name) Is My Hunny All I Need Is Love, Dont Care Bout The Money 
(Name) You've Changed! You've Gone From Hott To HOTTER! 
(Name), (Name) 2 Differnet Girls With 2 Different Faces 2 People In My Heart With 2
Girls Are Like Phone, We Like To Be Held And Talked To…But If You Press The Wrong Button You'll Be Disconnected!
Girls Are So Complexe, They Confuse Themselves!
Girls Cheat But We Never Get Caught!
Girls Don't Flaunt It Cause I Don't Want It!
Guys Are Like Piano's…What You Get Out Of Them Depends On How You Play Them!
Guys Are Like Puppies…They're Cute And Playful Until They Become Dogs!
Guys Are Like Rollercoasters…They Either Make You Sick Or They Give You The Time Of Your Life!
Guys Are Like Roses…Watch Out For The Pricks!
Guys Are Like Slinkies…It's Always Fun To Watch Them Fall Down The Stairs!
How Come You Have Enough Time To Go Out And Make Other People Fall In Love With You, But You Don't Have Enough Time To Pay Attention To The One Who Already Does!
How Do I Stop Crying When The One Person That Can Make Me Stop Is The One That Made Me Start!
Huked On Foniks Wurket Fer Me…Kan't Cha Tell?
Me and My Boy Broke Up 'cause of Religion, He thought He Was God and I didn't
Me, You, Whipped Cream, Handcuffs! No Questions?
Meaner Than The Devil, Colder Than Ice, I'm Describing a Boy That's Not Very Nice
Meeting You Was Faith, Becoming You're Friend Was a Choice, but Falling In Love With You was Beyond My Control
Men are Kings, Kings are Rulers, Rulers and 30 cm Long Still Think You're a Man?
Men are Not Pigs…Pigs are Cute, Conciderate and Caring
Men Have Only Two Faults…All They Say and All They Do!
Men Kick Friendship Around Like a Football and It Doesn't Seem to Crack. Women Treat It Like Glass and it Falls to Pieces
Never Wish On A Star More Than Once 'cause Your Luck Always Runs Out!
Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water!
Nice Pants, Can I Test The Zipper?
Nice Perfume…Why Marinate In It?
Until The Stars In The Sky Don't Shine…(Name) Will Forever Be Mine!
Until The Water Can't Be Boiled…I Will Always Be Very Spoiled!
Virginity Is Like A Balloon, 1 Prick And It's Gone!

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